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Sunday, 5 August 2007

Drunken Self

So now I am sitting on my bed, still feeling weak as hell, a result of getting drunk last night. I wonder why people actually get drunk; it is so not fun and funny how in this part of the world if one is not getting drunk one is not having fun.

So, I set myself on a mission last night to get drunk because I have never been drunk in my life. Not because I am immune to getting drunk but because I refuse to let my guards down, I am extremely conscious of my surroundings and would probably be the last person you would take advantage of.

It was my friend’s birthday get together yesterday, and she lives literarily behind my house so I and my housemates made our way there. At first I was just munching away while everyone was dancing and drinking. After like two hours, I noticed I have not heard a drop of alcohol which was surprising and I was beginning to think there was something wrong because usually I am first to grab a glass. Mind you I have a rule, strictly no larger, cider or beer, I personally don’t think it speaks well of a classy woman like me.

So last night I thought to myself, why don’t I just get drunk? This is just 3mins away from my house, I have my housemates around me and I have never had the gust to be drunk. I started with 2 tumblers of white wine and pulled out a bottle of red wine (my favourite, I just can’t get enough of red wine uhhh.) and downed the lot.

As at the time they were leading me home this morning, I was floating, got up to my room slept for a bit, woke at 7.30 to throw up and that’s what I did every 30mins till 5.30pm. Awwww what a horrible, horrible, horrible feeling. How do people get by this? I threw up until I almost gagged out my intestines, funny though I had no headache but I feel so so so weak am surprised I am actually even writing now.

Well at least now I know when I am drunk I don’t talk shit or act a fool and experience no headaches at some point though, I was thinking of calling paramedics because I thought the vomiting would kill me.

On that note I am never getting drunk again in my life, I think I have done my part.

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Olamild said...

waowwww experience is the best teacher like they say. getting drunk is not fun at all. You can say I am saying this out of experience but I don't drink.... i cud recall HS days when my bg got drunk. It was the most embarassing day of my life.... I left him to go seee a teacher and came back to find him drunk with some friends (classes were over 4 d semester and everyone was just coming to school to play for a week)....HE held his tummy and screamed my name for over 20 mins... I was popular and that grabbed a lot of attention... He kept screaming "{my name} help me!" I was so scared cause he was in pain.. He just started throwing up 4rm nowhere and i had to rush him to the bathroom in order to take care of the mess in the class.. He learnt his lesson back then. I'm sure his drinking habit now has a limitation

Nyemoni said...

Welcome to blogging! Came over from ~Mimis~!

~Mimi~ said...

awwwwwwwwwww hope ur intestines didnt come out. well now u know how it feels to get drunk. i dont pass one glass, i'm already tipsy. i know my levels.

will be over at urs around the 19th

100%Lighty said...

@ mimi, pass one glass now... olodo. lol! half a glass sef ure chatting shit. lol!
@ olamild that must have been awful. i feel for him. i for one know i am never getting drunk again in my life.
@ nyemoni, thx and hope to see more of ur visiting.

NaijaBloke said...

Hahahaaa ... now u know how it feels to be drunk ... well if u really want to experience the headaches ... try some Guiness Stout ...LOL

Nice blog!!!

...toyintomato said...

..welcome to blogville.
..that always happens to me, when i get drunk, but i always pick up a drink the very next weekend..dumb..i kno..hehe.

Pink-satin said...

OMG!This is just like what happened to me yrs back..i set on a mission to be drunk and i downed down a bottle of red wine alone a some tumblers of another wine!all i can say is that it was not good!nevertried it again..and i wonder how pple get drunk time after time not a good feeling at all!

100%Lighty said...

@ NAIJABLOKE. IT MEANS I WULD NEVER EXPERIENCE HEADACHES BEACUSE I DONT DRINK BEER PLUS I DONT THINK I AM EVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN SHA! NEVER!!! LOL.

@TOYINTOMATO. I WONDER HOW U SURVIVE, THUMBS UP TO U THO, U MUST BE STRONGE. I KNOW I AM NOT STRONG ENUF TO GO BACK DOWN DAT LANE.
THX 4 THE WELCOME BY THE WAY.

@PINK SATIN. ISNT THAT A COINCIDENCE??? SAME EXPERIENCE, U NEVER KNOW, WE MIGHT JUST SHARE SOME OTHER THINGS IN COMMON. WHO KNOWS U JUST MIGHT BE MY TWIN, ONE I NEVER KNEW I HAD. LOL!

30+ said...

You know what lighty I am going to tell your momma and papa, don't beg me, NO, NO, NO.

Number4 said...

Now its no more two of us on the "never been drunk before" boat! Sucks!..

I doubt I will be quiet when I am drunk.I might be one of those that'll just hop on the table and start dancing and talking nonsense. Worst case scenario: I'll end up in a strange man's bed.

So my dear, there you have it, the numerous reasons why I am not willing to find out what a drunk Number4 will be like. lol

Oh yeah and I think alcohol is bitter!!! It will take a lotttt for me to drink loads of 'bitterness'. Maybe a couple of shots can do the trick.

Baroque said...

you had no headaches?...did you drink Alabukun before you started?...please getting high is very different from being drunk...its never a nice feeling...lets go see these talents which you speak about

100%Lighty said...

@ baroque, no headache at all, and no alabukun too. i wonder wot immunes i got fighting 4 mi. umm! dats something to think about

Baroque said...

then you so 100%nonlighty for alchohol... we should do drinks sometime, u know

100%Lighty said...

@ baroque, pick a day.