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Friday, 3 August 2007

Animal Fetish

Ok, here’s the deal, I am sick and tired of so many strange things all happening at the same time. Was watching television the other day, day time TV for that matter and there was this documentary kind of talk going on, it was about humans having sex with there pets or random animals.

Apparently, it is illegal to have sexual intercourse with animals and anyone caught in the act would get a prison sentence. Don’t know how many years though cause I was in the middle of getting ready for work.

So this man came up and said he is a farmer and a few days ago he heard something strange going on in is barn, he went in there and in the hot afternoon was a man having sexual intercourse with his horse. He declared he beat that man black and blue (lol! I personally think he should have cut off his balls instead. But hey! Datz mi tho. Lol!).

Anyway, another man was found having sexual intercourse with his dog, and when he was arrested for it, he said ‘why should he get arrested, after all he owns the dog’ thing is the dog is a male dog too, so you know where what was going. Hewlllllllll….
They arrested a woman after suspecting she was having sexual intercourse with her poodle, but she always denied it. Finally while in public, her dog decided it needed a lick and proceeded by going under her skirt, which confirmed the suspicion, she was taking into custody.

Well people, that just goes further to show you how dirty the world today is. May God help us.

P.S. I was thinking that I would like to start smoking. Any recommendations on what cigarettes brand to go for? I am giving myself two weeks before I start fully. And don’t ask me why, because I don’t know, plus it is not influence or peer pressure, I believe I have past all that.

7 finger tappings:

~Mimi~ said...

U R NUTS. LET UR MAMA CATCH U SMOKING.

I AM EMAILING YOUR BLOG LINK TO HER,
IN FACT I WILL SEE UR AUNTY SOON, I WILL SHOW HER UR BLOG.

NONSENSE.

100%Lighty said...

i dare u to try it. ummmmm ure lookin 4 my red eye. and mimi, dont hate, appreciate. plus u know we can start 2gether sha. wot brand do u suggest???? muah!

Number4 said...

I was getting ready to start my comment before I saw how your P.S?? People are thinking of how to quit and you are thinking of how to start. I hope the smoking thing is a joke. Does not make much sense to me. I bet you know the numerous reasons why and if you can't think of any,... you know where to find me.

Lonely Truth said...

so many people out there would give an arm and a leg to have never started smoking. You should get yourself to a medical unit at a hospital. I doubt you'll still want to smoke after that.
about animal fetish; its disgusting, but i know its much more common than we think.

100%Lighty said...

@ number 4. lol. to be honest, i was actually thinkin about it, but the phase has passed. i actually thought of smoking 4 a month. but hey am not smoking now so be happy 4 mi.
@lonely truth. dont worry, i changed my mind.

femme said...

ever see the picture of the man who died while frigging a chicken. he was on a hill and the tremors he caused,made some rocks fall on him and kill him.
it was in either FHM or GQ

100%Lighty said...

@femme, God help us all.