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Thursday, 12 June 2008

AT WORK

Oh this ish is funny i have to share. Am here still at work by the way and am so sorry am hardly even on blogville not to talk of updating. Am too busy, am getting a transfer to another city so i need too much money to move and all that. ummm! the way i perambulate this UK sef! u'll think my father owns the land. i am very well acquitted with 8 cities that is i can take you on a tour in those cities. Dont even ask how many i have visited instead ask how many i haven't visited. ok ok maybe datz exaggerated but u get the gist.

so baroque!!! that reward am i eligible??? (YES? NO? i mean, i found me, don't that count?)

To my 5mins ago gist: was here sitting at my desk tending to customers when this cute sounding bloke comes on, am sure the guy is fit too, from his voice i could tell.

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age; 26
occupation: mortgage broker (ummm...)
vehicle (BMW),value (£64,000). (wow! 4 his age the guy is pimping honest).

so i was here flirting my way to his pocket sounding in my sexiest voice and all and believe me, we bonded. well. lol! (i love his pocket and his pocket love me back. ha ha).
only 4 bloke to ask for my name again coz he didnt get it initially.
i tell him Lighty.
bloke: lighty?
me: yeah lighty, still on sexy voice mode.
bloke: oh! my dog's called Lighty.
me: face red, not happy, not amused, not having it. at all.

say i manage my way to bloke's pocket, what are the chances of calling your girl the same name as your dog??? arghh!!! thatz awful.

bloke senses my dissaproval and goes on to say; but 'he's a very beautiful dog and am sure if you are half as beautiful as he is you are a very lucky lady.
argggggggggggggggghhh!!! STOP right there, but i didnt say that tho.
To be honest anyone in his situation would be short of what to say, so i let him off, at least he tried.
we'll be speaking on wednesday, lets see if my surname would be his gold fish's name this time around.
but he sounded real cute tho and for his pocket Lighty can be his zoo's name for all i care.
lolllllllllllllllllll!!!
love u all. fingers crossed i'ld be rolling blogville in no time (i beg u give me 2weeks and u'ld mos def chase me off).

~kisses my pretty pebbles. muah~

34 finger tappings:

bumight said...

you are not serious! maybe his cat's name would be kopearl lol!

did u think maybe he bought the bmw on credit? lmao!

Anyways, once u bond finally, we can upgrade our friendship to best friends level :)

Lighty said...

@bumight... lol! u know? on credit ke??? 64k at 26??? he must have a good credit history, which means am still in love with his pocket, so ur best friends status would be on my sticky note.

Baroque said...

just for stopping your post in the middle to talk to me, makes me feel really special but i just realised it was for the money you did it...in fact, i don dey quarrel you again...beg me oh...
...i almost read, kiss my pretty pebbles, i was gonna dive the pebbles LOL...what city are you moving to?

Lighty said...

@baroque... 4 the money uh? u really think so??? so u want to settle 4 dat ey??? wot if that was just a back door way to let u know i was dying 2 insert ur name in my post??? did u ever think of it that way???

lol @ diving in to kissing my pretty pebbles. lolololol. ahhh goodness, wot r u like???

30+ said...

Omo Egba ni e - lol

For his pocket you will be his zoo name - you gats joke right :)

tobenna said...

And what happened to the bobo?
You did not finish that story oh.

darkelcee said...

the dude now get sense.

were you supposed to take that as a compliment? ode oshi!

no mind am jare.lighty rock!lolll

Lighty said...

@30+ YE know? lol! na him sabi sha, the pocket bonded wit me is all am sayin lol!

@tobenna... i did, we finished conversation at that point and am speaking with him on wednesday so we'll see.

@darkelcee... lol in his position am sure the bobo was short of words. bless him. apparently dat was supposedly a comment. ahh gooodness.

thx jare my dear we both rock!!! and rule 2 say lol!

Queen of My Castle said...

You are something else. LOL.

I wonder what kind of dog he has. LMAO!

Zephi Fahrenheit said...

ha!
this one sounds like a good catch money wise considering you need it now..lol
dogs name ke? thats hilarious

Naija Idol said...

LMAO. ull be his zoo animal. this was too funny

Baroque said...

*back door
*dying
*insert
...how could i have missed it LOL
pretty pebbles, if i dive in, you'll touch mars...

Lighty said...

@quenn...lol, i cant even be bothered to know wot i am bothered about is the damn thing has my name. how are u doing mi darling???

@zephi... now u're feeling me. lol. i shuld catch u online 1 of these dayz sef, online am hardly ever on online.. how r u doin tho.

@naija idol...lol i'll be his zoo's name. that is ever animal he has can have my name. lol.

@baroque... lol. i'll touch mars??? wait... is it velvety? coz i think i can feel is already.

Baroque said...

i havent laid hands on you yet, & you're feeling it...its alost velevety but you wont miss its hard wetness...*winks*

Standtall said...

hmmm attracted to his pocket and not his person. Any hope of something coming out of this with ur bloke? Wanns know. (lol)

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guerreiranigeriana said...

...ehn?...see this baroque and lighty sexy talk o!!!...making her see mars and hard wetness?...abeg o, don't arouse me!...

...funny post...don't be angry with the dude...i can see how his dog could carry your name...at least he didn't come to crack some non-funny joke about your name...wednesday's convo should be done with the video cam...i want you to see him and then give us gist:)...if his pockets will still be fine if his face no gree...

BlogVille Idol said...

lol his dog is ur namesake...anyways still awaiting ur application pinksatinpinksatin@yahoo.com

Lighty said...

@baroque... lololol. so i take it am getting closer then not too far off the spot are we? well i also know when i finally reach it, u would know coz i'll hit u like a bomb. *wink.

@standtall... wetin concern mi, concern him person. omo, i dont care about his person and like i said i loveeeeeeeeeeeeees me not even some but all his pocket. lol!
by the way am single so no bloke has a say here. lol!

@guerr... my girl. lol! about baroque and i darling be free to be aroused, it is allowed and i am not going to hold it agaings u darling.

@blogville idol... unfortunately love, it is. and my application has been sent and confirmed.

Afrobabe said...

lmao…you are ready to be called his zoo???
U no serious…what happens when he shouts out lightly at home and you and the dog both come running???

The dog has got to go babes!!!

Afrobabe said...

hmmmm do I sense flirting btw a certain somebody and another certain somebody?

Standtall said...

okay I don hear u o mi-lady

Queen of My Castle said...

Soooo, what did this man look like, Lighty...more than that...how did he treat you?

Smaragd said...

Afro, u are bonkers! i burst out laffing at the image of both Lightys running at the guy's call!lol

Lighty dear, i TOTALLY feel u, afterall we can still re-christen the canine abi?"bingo" will do.

so how'd wednesday go? i'm curiousity itself right now!

LIGHTY and BAROQUE, GET A ROOM and stop "agitating" us at work! duh!

Free-flowing Florida said...

am speechless! was he trying to turn u off him? i mean, with his pocket being so attractive, probably gangs of females come after him on daily basis? still, jeez, daz super rude!

Lighty said...

@afro... well if the dog has to stay, it can, we just could be twins from different planets who knows. lol!

shea me and boo??? we are in our own world jare free us.

@standtall... lol! shea now???

@queen... darling i didnt get to see him, of course i was just flirting, u guys didnt really think i'lld take work into personal did u??? lol!

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he called today not wednesday and asked to speak to me. he could av just spoken to my collegue. but he insisted. so she had to do internal transfer (i didnt give him my extn. the other day).

lol. the first thing i said when i got on my phone was. hey! i remember u. u with the dog with my name. i felt him flush cause there was a pause. he asked how i was and i told him fine. and he said something about him being at the station at the moment and how the fone could go off anytime from now and how i shuld please call him back if it does.
i think he just wanted me to call him personally. woteva. i wasnt keen tho.
my reply to him was it wouldnt take long, i'll just set up ur insurance and u're good to go. which is exactly what i did.

he didnt possibly think all that flirting would go somewhere did he??? lol! shame.
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@smaragd... darling, u're a smart one. lol! bingo would most certainly do. lolol. crazy.

haaaaa. trust mi, a room would not contain baroque and i. wot we need to be getting is an entire estate. so we can drive from one location, run to the other and even hitch hike to the next. lol!

@flo... u see my darling it doesnt even matter wot he was trying to do. full proof is he came back almost 'beggin'. lol!

love u all. am blogging this weekend, i promise. u all would see me on ur blogs.

Lighty said...

@afro... well if the dog has to stay, it can, we just could be twins from different planets who knows. lol!

shea me and boo??? we are in our own world jare free us.

@standtall... lol! shea now???

@queen... darling i didnt get to see him, of course i was just flirting, u guys didnt really think i'lld take work into personal did u??? lol!

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he called today not wednesday and asked to speak to me. he could av just spoken to my collegue. but he insisted. so she had to do internal transfer (i didnt give him my extn. the other day).

lol. the first thing i said when i got on my phone was. hey! i remember u. u with the dog with my name. i felt him flush cause there was a pause. he asked how i was and i told him fine. and he said something about him being at the station at the moment and how the fone could go off anytime from now and how i shuld please call him back if it does.
i think he just wanted me to call him personally. woteva. i wasnt keen tho.
my reply to him was it wouldnt take long, i'll just set up ur insurance and u're good to go. which is exactly what i did.

he didnt possibly think all that flirting would go somewhere did he??? lol! shame.
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@smaragd... darling, u're a smart one. lol! bingo would most certainly do. lolol. crazy.

haaaaa. trust mi, a room would not contain baroque and i. wot we need to be getting is an entire estate. so we can drive from one location, run to the other and even hitch hike to the next. lol!

@flo... u see my darling it doesnt even matter wot he was trying to do. full proof is he came back almost 'beggin'. lol!

love u all. am blogging this weekend, i promise. u all would see me on ur blogs.

Afrobabe said...

lol @ smaragd's bingo...lmao..bingo indeed...Lightly, tell him they are all called bingo where I come from...

Charizard said...

LMAO...lighty!!! ahnahn!!! u sef!


by the way...you are very wicked o Lighty...this ur playlist is makin me...uhm...hornGRy...wetin na...

Tis not fair o dis one that we're not at home...

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

@ afrobabe... ha ha, u got jokes.

@charizard... at least u knw where 2 come to jerk off lol.

archiwiz said...

LOL... Bobo no get propa lyrics. How will he be comparing the "beauty" of his dog to you? Nonsense and ingredients...

LOL @loving his pocket, and it loving you back.

Lighty 'neferet' Kopearl said...

@archiwiz... yes ohh thatz the way forward menh. abeg no mind the bobo jo. bless him.

Baroque said...

the way my body dey do me these days, i will sex you from one junction to the other, the only hitch hiking you'll be taking would be to run away from the marathon fuck...lighty no try me oh...Her Majesty no go fit help oh

Abbie said...

LMAO!! Came to check out my blogville diol competitor, this post is HILARIOUS!!!
Good Luck!